“Wireless” (1m:25s)
Just because everyone does is, doesn't make legal.
link to this ep:
http://bathtubyoga.com/ep/wireless.html
About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
Contact the BathTubYoga team at
[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
[X] Here is your feed!
Paste this feed url into your RSS reader:
Go to the feed
[X] Close this pane
Go Back
[X] “Wireless” Script
Henry supports Mark as he tries to pick up a wireless internet signal at the corner of the ceiling.
HENRY
Are you getting anything?
MARK
1 bar ... 2 bars
HENRY
Now try and post the blog really quickly.
MARK
1 bar ... fuck.
HENRY
Hello? Yeah, hi... No, don't transfer me, I've already been transfered ... I've spoken to that department already ... Yes ... No, my connection is out and I need to repair it as quickly as possible, if you can ... please don't put me on hold ... Oh no, that's fine! Thank you so much, that's wonderful! Alright, cheers, thank you. Bye Bye.
MARK
Did you get it? Are they coming?
HENRY
No. They'll call me back in two to five hours.
MARK
Henry, don't you maybe think that stealing somebody else's wireless internet could be illegal?
HENRY
Everyone does it, Mark. Think of it like J-Walking.
MARK
I never J-Walk.
HENRY
Look, our neighbors won't mind if we just share their internet for a little bit.
There is a furious knocking at the door, and the neighbor shouts in a booming irate voice
NEIGHBOR
"Who the fuck is using my wireless?"
Viewer Comments (4)






Russ
November 29th, 2005
Hahahaha! That is the best episode yet! You guys rock. Oh, where is episode 11?
November 29th, 2005
EP 11?
wen Dai
December 2nd, 2005
the raging smallman has an amazing voice. i laughed out loud at his entrance
brynne
December 3rd, 2005
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!