“The Cigarette” (2m:44s)
It's cool to not smoke. Unless you're Mark. Talking to Your Pre-Teen About Smoking
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[X] “The Cigarette” Script
Mark sits at his computer. Henry is on the couch smoking a cigarette.
Mark
Henry could you please put that out?
Henry takes a drag.
Mark
Henry, second hand smoke is dangerous and it smells terrible.
Henry
Are you serious Mark? Cigarettes are delicious and they make you feel like you're on top of the world.
Mark coughs.
Henry
Get over yourself, Mark.
Mark types on computer.
Mark
You know Henry, smoking is not common. The vast majority of teens do not smoke.
Henry
Well I'm not a teen. And Mark, yes, smoking is very common.
Mark
Right. Well, smoking means that you have less money to spend on the things that you want.
Henry
Well that's not a problem because all I want is cigarettes.
Mark
Smoking is not a sign of maturity, Henry, real maturity means standing up to social pressure.
Henry
What are you on about?
Mark
Well, remember that time you were at that cool party and wanted to quit but the cool kids said you couldn't.
Henry
No.
Mark
I encourage you to seek at local resources that could help you with your problem.
Henry
What are you talking about, Mark?
Mark
Well...
Henry
"How to talk to your pre-teen about quitting smoking." From Philip Morris USA?!?
Mark
It looks like a helpful resource for friends and family.
Henry
Philip Morris is the biggest cigarette company in the world you idiot.
Mark
You mean you didn't think my questions were effective?
Henry blows smoke into Mark's face.
Viewer Comments (5)
Dbam
January 26th, 2006
Damn straight. Cigarettes are bad for you, but Im pretty sure that self induced dry heaving is worse.JUST SAY NO to fake coughing.
BathTubYoga
January 28th, 2006
technology technology technology!
a concerned viewer
January 28th, 2006
What happened to Rich?
a hookah/bty groupie
January 28th, 2006
cigarettes may be bad, but i'm pretty sure hookah is ok.
wait
February 4th, 2006
who the fuck is rich?