“The Brute” (1m:25s)
12/14/05
ep #19: The Ninja (1m:47s)
Another near-death situation averted by cookies
12/12/05
ep #18: Cell Phone Etiquette v2 (2m:31s)
Always hang up on an Englishman
12/09/05
ep #17: Cell Phone Etiquette v.1 (1m:15s)
This your head, this is your head on cellphone.
12/07/05
ep #16: Churchillberg (2m:49s)
Try getting out of this one, Mark
12/05/05
ep #15: Guess The Google (1m:39s)
Addiction hurts everybody.
12/01/05
ep #14: The Brute (1m:25s)
Keep the door closed at all costs!
11/29/05
ep #13: Wireless (1m:25s)
Just because everyone does is, doesn't make legal.
11/25/05
ep #12: The Earbuds (1m:44s)
That's what happens when you coat your ears in superglue.
11/23/05
ep #10: The Astronaut (2m:46s)
Who's the new hot girl?
11/21/05
ep #9: The IM (2m:31s)
How do you send love on IM?
About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
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Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
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Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Brute” Script
Continued from Ep#13: The neighbor knocks furiously on the door or Mark and Henry's flat and shouts: "Who the fuck is using my wireless?"
NEIGHBOR
Open up!
MARK
Oh my god! That monster is going to kill us!
HENRY
Relax Mark - he won't do anything.
NEIGHBOR
I'm going to kill you!
Henry gesticulates at his own reflection in the mirror
HENRY
I can't quite make him out
MARK
Henry, for the last time, that is not a peep hole, it's a door, you are looking at a mirror!
HENRY
What are you on about?
NEIGHBOR
Open this door or I am going to break it down!
HENRY
Listen Mark - I saw this once on Scooby Doo: when he rushes in, I'll open the door and he'll go right through and fly out the window.
MARK
Oh yeah, why don't you call up Shaggy and you could run up the lighthouse and solve the mystery while you're at it!
HENRY
What mystery?
NEIGHBOR
Alright, I'm leaving.
HENRY
Oh good, he's gone.
Henry opens the door. The neighbor is still there and barges into the apartment.
NEIGHBOR
Who's been stealing my wireless?
Henry points to Mark.
NEIGHBOR
Oh, you're mine.
The neighbor walks over and grabs Mark by the throat. Just as he is about to administer a solid thrashing, the earbuds which were previously stuck in Mark's ears let loose. Mark is overjoyed and embraces the angry neighbor, who is left in perplexity.
MARK
Oh my god! My ears! I'm free! Thank you!
Viewer Comments (4)
Russell
December 2nd, 2005
I really didn't think those buds would ever come out. Thank God!
ZipRik
December 3rd, 2005
best ep ever!!!
BTY ROCKS!
actual rod
December 4th, 2005
i like how you always have someone saying that your latest episode is the best ever.
douche
December 6th, 2005
this is the worst one yet.
but i like #15.