“The Boyfriend - Part 2” (3m:12s)
Please don't sue us Sergey, it's just a joke.
link to this ep:
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Please don't sue us Sergey, it's just a joke.
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[X] “The Boyfriend - Part 2” Script
Mark
I can't believe it, Henry. Sarah is dating Sergey Brin! Sergey Fucking Brin! We can't compete with that!
Henry
I've seen his pictures, he's ugly.
Mark
No, Henry, he's not. He's actually relatively attractive.
Henry
Yeah, I know.
Mark
He's worth billions, Henry, billions! ... of dollars! We've lost our Sarah forever!
Henry
We're going to have to kill him!
Mark
Yeah, that's right. We'll just kill Sergey Brin!
Henry
No, seriously, we're going to have to - KILL SERGEY BRIN.
Mark
How in hell will we do that?
Henry
Look, he comes over to visit Sarah - we get him alone, have a little talky-talk ... and then shank him.
Mark
Excuse me?
Henry
Come on, you spent a year in prison, you're telling me you never shanked a man?
Mark
Ofcourse! Shanked! ... Eight men, in fact.
Henry
Really?
Mark
Oh yeah, one time we were all in the showers and we got in a big ...
Henry
Then you won't have any problem getting good old Sergey.
Mark
But Henry ...
Henry
Do it for Sarah, Mark. Think about Sarah.
Mark
Alright. Ok. Yes. I will - SHANK SERGEY BRIN.
Henry
No, we can't do that. We can't kill Sergey Brin. He's a beloved celebrity. We can't do it.
Mark
But Henry - what are we going to do?
Henry
We're going to have to resign to ourselves the fact that Sarah is lost from us - forever.
Mark
No, Henry, I just couldn't do that. We can't do that. Sarah was made for us - she's our destiny! ... I've got it! We must - OUT-GOOGLE SERGEY BRIN!
Henry
You mean we have to ... OUT-GOOGLE SERGEY BRIN?
Mark
Yes. We're going to ... OUT-GOOGLE SERGEY BRIN!
Henry
Out-Google Sergey Brin? What does that even mean?
Mark
I dunno. It just sounded good at the time.
Henry
Useless. Useless.
Sarah walks in.
Sarah
Hi guys. I want you to meet Sergey Brin.
Viewer Comments (9)
ZipRik
March 1st, 2006
god, i love you guys.
never go away!
Dbam
March 7th, 2006
yeah. if you left i would probably have to end it all. no, seriously. the window is open...
Curious
March 11th, 2006
What is this "shank" ing? Please to explain.
Emily
March 31st, 2006
Okay, I just discovered you two, and I'd like to beg you to stay around forever. Because, you see, you are fucking hilarious.
ZipRik
April 8th, 2006
YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
Dbam
April 8th, 2006
Hey, ZipRik, go zip a rik.
Sergey Brin
April 19th, 2006
You promised 2 new episodes. Now give us these 2 new episodes.
Larry and I may have sold out to the repressive Chinese government, but that doesn't mean you guys should go back on your word.
Hu Jintao
April 21st, 2006
I'm with my Russian friends on this one. We favor the diplomatic option, but are not taking any alternative off the table.
Wolverine
May 9th, 2006
Need more BTY!